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  1. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2019 21:00:02 CET Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.institute permalink
  2. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2019 00:45:02 CET Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin'

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.institute permalink
  3. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2019 16:30:01 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.institute permalink
  4. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 07:00:02 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.institute permalink
  5. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2019 22:00:03 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.institute permalink
  6. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Monday, 07-Oct-2019 06:00:02 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.institute permalink
  7. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2019 00:30:01 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.institute permalink
  8. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2019 23:30:02 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.institute permalink
  9. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 20:45:01 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

    In conversation Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 20:45:01 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  10. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2019 12:00:02 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

    In conversation Thursday, 26-Sep-2019 12:00:02 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  11. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Sep-2019 18:15:02 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

    In conversation Wednesday, 25-Sep-2019 18:15:02 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  12. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Sep-2019 22:30:01 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Sep-2019 22:30:01 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  13. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2019 05:30:02 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

    In conversation Monday, 23-Sep-2019 05:30:02 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  14. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2019 13:30:02 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

    In conversation Thursday, 19-Sep-2019 13:30:02 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  15. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2019 10:45:02 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Sep-2019 10:45:02 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  16. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2019 00:45:01 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."

    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Sep-2019 00:45:01 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  17. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 17:15:01 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 17:15:01 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  18. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Aug-2019 12:45:01 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Aug-2019 12:45:01 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  19. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Friday, 23-Aug-2019 16:45:01 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    The rotation of earth really makes my day.

    In conversation Friday, 23-Aug-2019 16:45:01 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
  20. Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2019 11:15:02 CEST Your favorite dad Your favorite dad
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    I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

    In conversation Thursday, 22-Aug-2019 11:15:02 CEST from shitpost.institute permalink
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