Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2019 21:00:02 CET Your favorite dad
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2019 00:45:02 CET Your favorite dad
Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin'
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2019 16:30:01 CEST Your favorite dad
What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 07:00:02 CEST Your favorite dad
I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2019 22:00:03 CEST Your favorite dad
What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Monday, 07-Oct-2019 06:00:02 CEST Your favorite dad
My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2019 00:30:01 CEST Your favorite dad
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2019 23:30:02 CEST Your favorite dad
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 20:45:01 CEST Your favorite dad
Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2019 12:00:02 CEST Your favorite dad
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Sep-2019 18:15:02 CEST Your favorite dad
A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Sep-2019 22:30:01 CEST Your favorite dad
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2019 05:30:02 CEST Your favorite dad
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2019 13:30:02 CEST Your favorite dad
Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2019 10:45:02 CEST Your favorite dad
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2019 00:45:01 CEST Your favorite dad
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 17:15:01 CEST Your favorite dad
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Aug-2019 12:45:01 CEST Your favorite dad
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Friday, 23-Aug-2019 16:45:01 CEST Your favorite dad
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
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Your favorite dad (dadjokes@shitpost.institute)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2019 11:15:02 CEST Your favorite dad
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.