@Murkrow @theoutrider @bentosmile Rayman powerfully pelvic thrusting as his disembodied dick and balls circle out and back in an elastic ellipse, dipping the tip in at the apex of the arc
Notices by applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2019 21:47:54 CEST applebaps
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2019 18:55:50 CEST applebaps
hottest take: having takes on condiments means you are white
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2019 17:30:36 CEST applebaps
the phantom wandering through other musicals, harassing all the women and getting tripped over by the actual plots
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2019 17:11:12 CEST applebaps
"a heart full of love" from les mis but when it's over the phantom of the opera sits up from behind the garden wall to shocked gasps
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2019 00:13:13 CEST applebaps
@wandrew jesus christ lmfao i'm gonna get in trouble at twork
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2019 00:11:43 CEST applebaps
@wandrew New! Nut Nuts. Liek Truck Nuts but For Your Regular Nuts
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2019 20:46:08 CEST applebaps
KSP2 will be some AAA trash mess with microtransactions and spyware all up in it and people will eat it up like the pigs that they are
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 18:48:40 CEST applebaps
it's pretty hilarious that in Alice in Wonderland (the book) the supporting cast all represented different kinds of men who are insufferable and annoying
the caterpillar is a pompous old bitch, the mad hatter interrupts Alice and talks over her, etc
so of course when men remake the story on film they think the caterpillar and mad hatter need to be the best ever characters and very wise and cool
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 17:13:47 CEST applebaps
@ElfLord Butt Stallion
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 01:36:47 CEST applebaps
im here to make friends. here in the robot factory where they make the friends
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 01:17:57 CEST applebaps
teachers are cops for kids
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 01:16:56 CEST applebaps
the only thing worse than a teacher is a parent of a school aged kid
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 01:13:40 CEST applebaps
petty, small minded, authoritarian for everyone but themselves (of course they're above the rules always), always looking for a loophole, thinking they're special as hell because they can follow instructions on how to churn out an unthinking slave class for a busted society. fuck teachers
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 01:10:54 CEST applebaps
there are few people on this gay earth who are more insufferable and more bone head ignorant than a fuckin teacher
any time I deal with educators they're always like level 23 Karens
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2019 01:07:59 CEST applebaps
once as an adult I told the high school teacher administering my SAT that I've literally never used cursive as an adult and she looked like she wanted to murder me
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-2019 18:53:38 CEST applebaps
delicious child
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2019 19:48:10 CEST applebaps
@witchfynder_finder yeah
you can write all about how 'mom' and 'dad' are Inclusive and Flexible and you can be Anyone and be a mom or a dad except for all you non breeders YOU MUST HAVE ZE HUMAN PROGENY and it's just like.... lmao. eff off
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2019 18:28:31 CEST applebaps
@smolshrew that's what happens when you let breeders get a foothold
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2019 17:33:40 CEST applebaps
psa: it's okay and attractive and very good to like things and get excited about the things you like and know a lot about them
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applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Aug-2019 23:09:50 CEST applebaps
ok y'all here's a call to action
my therapist needs pictures of the most gendered possible bullshit imaginable. like, all that FINALLY A TOWEL FOR MEN stuff? stuff that's incredibly hyper-pink FOR THE LADIES? all that
she's putting together some slides about gender and asked me for my help, i told her i'd put the call out on this cool new kind of decentralized social media called The Mastodon, heh, i'm up there a lot i'll see what they've got
so what have you got
do your worst (please)