Notices by Maining Nun IRL (applebaps@anarchism.space)

pineapple on pizza is valid and actually pretty good once you have adult taste buds that can handle more complex flavor profiles

pretty hilarious how people think everyone having their basic needs met is somehow the greatest evil known to history and humankind

okay, you know what? it's official. I'm not using generational terms anymore. they're just divisive marketing bullshit and they're almost completely arbitrary, rendering them functionally useless for anything but creating an Other

So when I come to this supposedly leftist space where everyone claims to care about gender issues, and see ‘boomer’ tossed around to mean anyone over 35 and also as everyone’s favorite group to hate, shame and dunk on, it’s hurtful.
I know some of you mean it as a joke but when your real life experience is that of being shamed for – not dying yet? Not being born later? – and then you see your supposed allies mocking you for the very same thing – it’s not funny. It hurts.

3/3

@phooky hey now
you're awake now
bet you want plums
well, they
hey now
they're all gone now
I ate all them
sorray
and all of them were so good
I hope you forgive me
(they were cold)

let's prance
put on your bulge wuldge and prance uwu
let's prance
to the song deyre pwayin on da wadio

ground control, umami bomb
ground control, umami bomb
take your MSG and put some ketchup on

@breakfastgolem don't forget incel

ashes to ashen
fun to funky
we know Major Tom get crunky

@anarchiv TEST YOUR MIGHT *scorpion and sub zero flexing over a juicy trolley problem which I have made up on the spot because I'm clever*

captain america and superman should be the only superheroes. nobody else with powers has the mortal fortitude to actually use them like a good person in useful ways

and I'm 50/50 on superman tbh. he needs some classes on human history and inequality and if he isn't moved to start the revolution then he goes, too

antifa forced me to smell durians and they kept chanting "king of fruits" and I tried to run away but he cemented my feet in place with milk shakes!!

antifa ate the last of the pizza and made it look like I ate it but I DIDN'T

some of you are on tour with the man who predicted sikh male headwear and it shows

@breakfastgolem same as it ever was

slowly working myself to death ASMR [80:00:00:00:00:00:00]

logging on to #respect #asmr #e-#womem

@007 @Louisa one big flaccid tooth until you smell food then it hardens

@007 see that girl
watch that queef
diggin the dancing beef

I think the Macarena was, for me, the moment I realized humans are a hive mind waiting for the right stimulus