Notices by applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)

@Murkrow @theoutrider @bentosmile Rayman powerfully pelvic thrusting as his disembodied dick and balls circle out and back in an elastic ellipse, dipping the tip in at the apex of the arc

hottest take: having takes on condiments means you are white

the phantom wandering through other musicals, harassing all the women and getting tripped over by the actual plots

"a heart full of love" from les mis but when it's over the phantom of the opera sits up from behind the garden wall to shocked gasps

@wandrew jesus christ lmfao i'm gonna get in trouble at twork

@wandrew New! Nut Nuts. Liek Truck Nuts but For Your Regular Nuts

KSP2 will be some AAA trash mess with microtransactions and spyware all up in it and people will eat it up like the pigs that they are

it's pretty hilarious that in Alice in Wonderland (the book) the supporting cast all represented different kinds of men who are insufferable and annoying

the caterpillar is a pompous old bitch, the mad hatter interrupts Alice and talks over her, etc

so of course when men remake the story on film they think the caterpillar and mad hatter need to be the best ever characters and very wise and cool

@ElfLord Butt Stallion

im here to make friends. here in the robot factory where they make the friends

teachers are cops for kids

the only thing worse than a teacher is a parent of a school aged kid

petty, small minded, authoritarian for everyone but themselves (of course they're above the rules always), always looking for a loophole, thinking they're special as hell because they can follow instructions on how to churn out an unthinking slave class for a busted society. fuck teachers

there are few people on this gay earth who are more insufferable and more bone head ignorant than a fuckin teacher

any time I deal with educators they're always like level 23 Karens

once as an adult I told the high school teacher administering my SAT that I've literally never used cursive as an adult and she looked like she wanted to murder me

delicious child

@witchfynder_finder yeah

you can write all about how 'mom' and 'dad' are Inclusive and Flexible and you can be Anyone and be a mom or a dad except for all you non breeders YOU MUST HAVE ZE HUMAN PROGENY and it's just like.... lmao. eff off

@smolshrew that's what happens when you let breeders get a foothold

psa: it's okay and attractive and very good to like things and get excited about the things you like and know a lot about them

ok y'all here's a call to action

my therapist needs pictures of the most gendered possible bullshit imaginable. like, all that FINALLY A TOWEL FOR MEN stuff? stuff that's incredibly hyper-pink FOR THE LADIES? all that

she's putting together some slides about gender and asked me for my help, i told her i'd put the call out on this cool new kind of decentralized social media called The Mastodon, heh, i'm up there a lot i'll see what they've got

so what have you got
do your worst (please)