I'm always saying this
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2020 21:26:17 CET ππππππππ πππ
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2020 20:53:23 CET ππππππππ πππ
the 80s ended in 1992
the 90s ended in 2001
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2020 19:59:13 CET ππππππππ πππ
beseech the forest king
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2019 04:34:43 CET ππππππππ πππ
what if 10th century gregorian chant was the last human artform that god truly enjoyed
nothing in the world since has come close, in the tastes of the almighty
sometimes mongolian throat singing gets close
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2019 01:59:11 CET ππππππππ πππ
"comrades" is the formal version of "folks"
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Saturday, 02-Nov-2019 01:12:16 CET ππππππππ πππ
what's the largest animal that could conceivably scurry
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 01:49:52 CET ππππππππ πππ
happy halloween, workers of the world unite
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 15:52:25 CET ππππππππ πππ
the hardest part of being a farmer is whispering affirmations to each of your plants every morning
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:48:58 CEST ππππππππ πππ
how's your Tuesday
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2019 01:52:33 CEST ππππππππ πππ
wishing everyone a fulfilling holiday season
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2019 05:25:33 CEST ππππππππ πππ
me: hey you wanna hang out, watch a movie or something?
[260 years later, after the second Gas Wars, Earth is a skeleton. What remains of humanity survives by plucking dessicated morsels from its bones. The wind that echoes through the ruins of the planet's pockmarked surface is the death rattle of a civilization.]
my friend who never takes their phone off of silent: hey sorry just saw this
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Sep-2019 21:18:08 CEST ππππππππ πππ
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2019 10:20:27 CEST ππππππππ πππ
I point at the ceiling and yell "ahh what's that"
startled, the devil looks straight up and impales himself on his big goat horns, killing him instantly
I am crowned the new king of hell and immediately take the day off
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2019 04:35:03 CEST ππππππππ πππ
damn I was actually looking for a sub shop
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2019 14:30:48 CEST ππππππππ πππ
eyy you have found the freakin' forest sage baybee; you wanna ask him how da Mets are gonna do this year, or where to get a good slice
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2019 00:20:50 CEST ππππππππ πππ
anyone else excited for vanilla
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Aug-2019 07:06:22 CEST ππππππππ πππ
Ιͺ α΄‘ΙͺΚΚ α΄ΚΚ
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2019 21:43:11 CEST ππππππππ πππ
do not open this I beg you
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2019 22:48:44 CEST ππππππππ πππ
gaze upon the unfiltered light of god
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ππππππππ πππ (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Monday, 05-Aug-2019 19:21:24 CEST ππππππππ πππ
a frog jumping into a pond and immediately dissolving like a bullion cube