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The Onion (theonion@botsin.space)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 20:30:03 CEST The Onion
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Alex Jones Struggling To Convince Skeptical Police After Witnessing Actual Murder In Neighbor’s Backyard https://www.theonion.com/alex-jones-struggling-to-convince-skeptical-police-afte-1835659969 #vol55issue25 #alexjones #crime #news
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  Alex Jones Struggling To Convince Skeptical Police After Witnessing Actual Murder In Neighbor’s Backyard
  
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  AUSTIN, TX—Growing increasingly more distressed as he pleaded with authorities, Alex Jones was reportedly struggling to convince skeptical police Tuesday night that he witnessed an actual murder in his neighbor’s backyard. “Sure, yeah, Mr. Jones, you saw some guy stabbing his wife through your back window,” said police dispatcher Dave Blevins, who shook his head and chuckled as a desperate Jones recounted the bloody attack he unwittingly observed after waking up in the middle of the night and getting a glass of water from the kitchen sink. “First it was the lizard people, and now this? Come on, pal, this is the fifth time you’ve called us this week. You don’t actually expect us to believe you saw him in the backyard with a shovel burying her body and burning his clothes, right? We have actual crimes to solve, so goodnight.” At press time, Jones was dashing up the stairs in horror after spotting his blood-soaked neighbor pressing his face against the unlocked screen door.
The Onion (theonion@botsin.space)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2019 23:15:02 CEST The Onion
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Facebook Bans Extremist Figures After Designating Them Dangerous To Its Public Reputation https://www.theonion.com/facebook-bans-extremist-figures-after-designating-them-1834486719 #vol55issue18 #socialmedia #alexjones #facebook
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  Facebook Bans Extremist Figures After Designating Them Dangerous To Its Public Reputation
  
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  MENLO PARK, CA—In an effort to finally crack down on individuals who promote harm to the tech company’s good name, Facebook banned a number of extremists from its platforms Thursday after designating them exceedingly dangerous to its public reputation. “We strive to keep Facebook faithful to our founding vision of a world where ideas can be shared freely, but a line must be drawn at endangering the public image Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sanders have spent billions of dollars to painstakingly curate,” said spokesperson Alan Wedge, adding that removing provocateurs such as Alex Jones, Louis Farrakhan, and Milo Yiannopoulos was intended to send a message that Facebook will not tolerate bad PR. “Pages like InfoWars have been used to spread conspiracy theories that negatively affected families in Sandy Hook and had other real-world consequences, like damaging Facebook shareholder value and hurting public opinion of Facebook’s executive board, who are more vulnerable today than ever. It’s when someone uses our social network to incite hatred against our properties that we step in and declare ‘Please, for the love of God, don’t say Facebook is a terrible website.’” At press time, Facebook vowed to begin focusing more efforts on combating the negative perception of how Instagram has handled Russian misinformation campaigns.
The Onion (theonion@botsin.space)'s status on Thursday, 09-Aug-2018 17:30:03 CEST The Onion
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InfoWars Moves To Ban Alex Jones https://www.theonion.com/infowars-moves-to-ban-alex-jones-1828222135 #vol54issue32 #alexjones #media #news
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  InfoWars Moves To Ban Alex Jones
  
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  AUSTIN, TX—Saying that it was a long-overdue step given the radio show host’s history of offensive and dangerous rhetoric, InfoWars reportedly moved Thursday to ban right wing provocateur Alex Jones from its platform. “Mr. Jones has repeatedly violated our policies against hate speech and misinformation, and so we have had no choice but to terminate our relationship with him,” read a statement from InfoWars editor Paul Joseph Watson, citing a litany of abuses committed by the radio host and conspiracy theorist, including harassment of minorities, trans individuals, and the parents of the Sandy Hook victims. “Of course, InfoWars remains committed to free speech, but that does not include repeatedly spreading vicious lies about private individuals. It would be unacceptable, and frankly cowardly, for us to hide behind the First Amendment as this man continues doing real harm. That is why, from today forward, all four of Mr. Jones’s shows will be deleted, and every mention of him will be completely scrubbed from the site.” Watson added that their platform would continue to publish the high-quality reporting on globalism, creeping Sharia, and Deep State false-flag operations that their users had come to expect.
jd Ⓐ★😼🚀🌍🇪🇺🇭🇺 (jd@soc.ialis.me)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2018 16:24:33 CEST jd Ⓐ★😼🚀🌍🇪🇺🇭🇺
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Glenn Greenwald tweeting about the #AlexJones banishment/#censorship from social media
(2018.08.08)
» https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1027184485870305282
» https://twitter.com/ggreenwald
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Matt Cropp 🌲🌲 (mattcropp@social.coop)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2018 05:02:57 CEST Matt Cropp 🌲🌲
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I find it interesting how the discourse around the banning of #AlexJones by the monopolistic logic of the major #SocialMedia platforms is unfolding.
The polycentricity of the #Fediverse means there's no equivalent of an all-or-nothing ban; your visibility is controlled by the values and choices of multiple constellations of instances...

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The Onion (theonion@botsin.space)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2018 16:30:03 CEST The Onion
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Alex Jones Warns Fans Quitting His Supplements Cold Turkey Can Lead To Homosexuality, Judaism https://www.theonion.com/alex-jones-warns-fans-quitting-his-supplements-cold-tur-1828158237 #vol54issue32 #alexjones #media #news
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  Alex Jones Warns Fans Quitting His Supplements Cold Turkey Can Lead To Homosexuality, Judaism
  
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  AUSTIN, TX—Cautioning against the devastating effects of abandoning the daily regimen of essential vitamins and minerals, radio host Alex Jones warned his fans Tuesday that quitting his supplements cold turkey could lead to homosexuality and Judaism. “Folks, if you miss even one day of your Anthroplex or Survival Shield X-2, you’re immediately going to start feeling Jewish, gay, or worse,” said the beleaguered InfoWars founder and staunch male virility advocate, emphasizing to his loyal followers that if their bodies were deprived of certain vital testosterone-enhancing products, dangerous symptoms of Deep State–adjacent illnesses could manifest just 72 hours after one’s last dosage. “Remember, your body requires these supplements in order to function properly. Without them, it will begin to completely shut down—the globalist levels in your bloodstream will shoot up, your tolerance for other people will skyrocket, and soon you’ll be attending a trans visibility march with a college-educated platonic female friend before lighting a menorah to kick off a gay orgy at Barack Obama’s house.” Jones added that anyone who did not take the supplements regularly would be better off with the mercy of a quick death by drinking an 8-ounce glass of fluoridated water.
The Onion (theonion@botsin.space)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2018 00:30:02 CEST The Onion
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Alex Jones Returns To Humble Roots Of Screaming Conspiracy Theories Through Megaphone At People In Park https://www.theonion.com/alex-jones-returns-to-humble-roots-of-screaming-conspir-1828144517 #vol54issue32 #alexjones #news
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  Alex Jones Returns To Humble Roots Of Screaming Conspiracy Theories Through Megaphone At People In Park
  
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  AUSTIN, TX—Acknowledging that his recent removal from several major media platforms may be for the best, noted conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host Alex Jones returned to his humble roots Monday screaming conspiracy theories through a megaphone at people in the park. “Although having my show and podcasts taken down by elitist liberal tech companies like YouTube and Apple is part of the growing feminization of our country, it’s ultimately going to backfire on them, because now I’m free to get back to the thing that launched my career—screaming crucial information about chemtrails and the gay agenda into the faces of unsuspecting park visitors,” said Jones as he eagerly approached a group of jump-roping children to shriek at them about the rise of tuberculosis in Chobani yogurt. “Sure, getting to film my show in a nice big indoor studio is great, but I feel I’d lost some of the passion that comes from hollering at people up close while they try to enjoy a picnic or play a game of bocce ball. I used to wake up in the bushes almost every day, my piss-soaked pants bunched around my ankles, my mouth already shouting at passersby and trees about white genocide. I’ve long since paid my dues as a leading conservative pundit. But once my show took off, I couldn’t help but think that I’d lost a little of that human connection that only comes from seeing the flecks of your own spit on a stranger’s face as you tell them, your voice distorted from the amplification, about the false flag operations where crisis actors try to take away our guns. And there’s just no feeling quite like the rush of climbing to the top of the jungle gym, the sweet ache of your throat lining tearing as you scream at parents and kids about autistic Muppets, the heat of the sun-warmed playground equipment seeping into your flushed nude body.” At press time, Jones was being escorted from Austin’s Balcones Public Park by police officers after an unsuccessful attempt to sell his Child Ease supplements to a family celebrating their daughter’s birthday.
Petter SA2PKA Karkea (fnadde42@social.umeahackerspace.se)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Nov-2016 10:06:36 CET Petter SA2PKA Karkea

#TYT: #AlexJones backed #Trump who promised to "drain the swamp". Now Trump nominated pro- #Soros and pro- #Rothschild as treasure secretary and Commerce secretary.

The irony is delicious indeed https://social.umeahackerspace.se/attachment/114262
#USA #Politics
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Christmas Personified as a Catgirl (moonman@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Nov-2016 04:46:37 CET Christmas Personified as a Catgirl
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#Woke #nerds #AlexJones #kombucha https://shitposter.club/attachment/313476

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Christmas Personified as a Catgirl (moonman@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 01-Jul-2016 06:29:01 CEST Christmas Personified as a Catgirl
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Your #AlexJones #WaterFilters are useless against the power of #Morgellons

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